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447 Copy quote. Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Mark Twain. Funny, Change, Politics. 1894 Copy quote. Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them. Mark Twain. Religious, Atheist, Animal. "The Lowest Animal" (1940) It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. Mark Twain. Rain, Weather, Religion.
Mark Twain (2017). “MARK TWAIN Ultimate Collection: 370+ Titles in One Volume (Illustrated): The Adventures of Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn, The Prince and the Pauper, The £1,000,000 Bank Note, A Horse’s Tale, Yankee in King Arthur's Court, The Innocents Abroad, Life on the Mississippi…”, p.8082, e-artnow
Inspirational, Life, Motivational. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. Mark Twain. Inspirational, Motivational, Positive. Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 12, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" (1894) Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain.
Country, Men, Judging. Mark Twain (1809). “The Writings of Mark Twain: Following the equator; a journey around the world”, p.243. A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch. Mark Twain. Clever, Law, Lunch. It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.
Mark Twain (1992). “Collected tales, sketches, speeches & essays”. If your mother tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you won't. It is better and more becoming to intimate that you will do as she bids you, and then afterwards act quietly in the matter according to the dictates of your better judgment.
I wouldn't have the question settled for anything in the world. Mark Twain. Children, Reading, Men. It makes one hope and believe that a day will come when, in the eye of the law, literary property will be as sacred as whiskey, or any other of the necessaries of life.
Mark Twain (2017). “MARK TWAIN: 12 Novels, 195 Short Stories, Autobiography, 10 Travel Books, 160+ Essays & Speeches (Illustrated): Including Letters & Biographies – The Complete Works of Mark Twain: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn, The Innocents Abroad, Yankee in King Arthur's Court, Life on the Mississippi…”, p.4595, e-artnow
I will save you the trouble but you must not laugh. It is Our Father in Heaven. Mark Twain. Father, Army, Men. It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him. Mark Twain. Funny, Wise, Fathers Day. Mark Twain (2012).
Mark Twain, Milton Meltzer (2002). “Mark Twain Himself: A Pictorial Biography”, p.127, University of Missouri Press. [I] shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. Indeed, upon second thought, I will not use it then, for it is unchristian, inelegant, and degrading--though to speak truly I do not see how house rent ...