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r/Jokes. Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began ...
Sreyb. •. This is my favorite joke, it just takes a while to tell. Three men arrive in heaven at the same time. St. Peter comes out to greet them. "Sorry about this guys," says St. Peter. "God didn't realize just how many people would get into heaven, so we have a new policy.
Dec 16, 2016 · Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting. Mom 1 checks her watch and takes a pill “Vitamin C, good for mom, good for baby.”. Mom 2 takes a pill and says, “Vitamin A, good for mom, good for baby.”. Mom 3 takes a pill and says, “Thalidomide…I can’t knit sleeves.”.
Some may call them "Dad Jokes." Some may call them "Corny Jokes." This is a place for G-rated, short, and funny jokes...perfect for kids and any audience.
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Jokes posted must be dad jokes. Definition: A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer. Dad jokes are either told with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to its overly-simplistic humor. Jokes not considered dad jokes may be removed at the moderators ...
Smart man but a horrible cabinet maker. When one door closes, open it. It’s a door. That’s what they do. When one door closes, another one opens. Other than that, it's a pretty good car. When one door closes, another one opens. Motto of the Boeing Corporation.
I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears.
The ghost turns to his pal and says "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is there is a heaven. Bill and Bob are up there and they have AA meetings every week, you'll love it. The bad news is you're sharing next Tuesday". An alcoholic, a meth user, and a prostitute are all in a car.
Koon's wife and the random guy ate meat. For Koon, a vegan, survival meant consuming mulberry leaves, as that was the only vegetation on the island. By day 9, a bond blossomed between the random guy and Koon's wife. Despite growing desires, the random guy's attempts to fuck her were thwarted by Koon's constant presence.
