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Jun 20, 2022 · A collection of 26 dad jokes that are so bad they're funny, posted on Father's Day by Olaf Falafel and other Twitter users. See examples of puns, wordplay and absurdity that will make you groan or laugh.
- A Few Dirty Dad Jokes About 3-Somes
- Dirty Dad Jokes About Moms Or Women
- Naughty Dad Jokes About Infidelity
- Other Dirty Dad Jokes We Think Are Hilarious
- Not Exactly Dirty, But A Funny Dad Joke
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I set up a threes0me last night. Unfortunately, two of us didn’t show up. We still had a great time. As a special treat for my birthday, my wife said she was open to a threes*me. She asked me which of her friends i would want to invite. But she got mad… apparently, i was only supposed to pick 1.
A world without women: Sure, women can cause a lot of problems But a world without women is a pain in the ass Dad calls 911: Dad calls 9-1-1, says “I think my wife is dead.” Operator asks, “What do you mean, you ‘think’ she’s dead?” “Well”, the dad says, “The s*x is the same, but the dishes have started to pile up.” I saw my wife, very drunk, yelli...
*** Epic Dirty Joke: It’s Really Dark in Here ***
Unaware that her daughter is hiding in the bedroom closet, a mom brings a lover to her bedroom while her husband is at work. Her husband arrives home unexpectedly, forcing her to quickly hide her lover in the same bedroom closet where her daughter was already hiding. The little girl whispers, “It’s really dark in here” The man nods. She adds: “Look at my doll”. The man unenthusiastically looks at the doll, “That’s nice.” The girl then says, “My dad is just outside. Wanna buy my doll?” The man...
*** Great infidelity joke: a dad is being cheated on ***
While sitting at a big party, a man’s friend came running towards him. “Hurry! Your wife is in the master bathroom upstairs, cheating on you with your best friend, in the steam shower”. The man rushed upstairs to see what was happening for himself. But after a few minutes, he returned and sat down very calmly, as if nothing happened. Everyone at the party was confused and someone eventually dares to ask what happened… The man replied that his friend had been greatly exaggerating: “First, he s...
What is the scientific/medical name for Viagra? Mycoxaflopin My dad said I should never go to a cheap and sleazy strip club because I might see something I should never see. But I went anyway. And when I got there… I saw my dad. *** A male whale and a female whale see a fishing boat with a large harpoon. The male whale recognized the ship that caug...
That’s it, that’s the end of our dirty dad jokes – but make sure you keep laughing with: Top 100 Dirty Jokes for Him 35 Funniest Dad Memes or keep reading our “clean” dad jokes:
Why do chickens choose to wear their own underwear on their head? Because their pecker is on their face. My in-laws are mimes. They do unspeakable things. It’s really confusing whenever they visit me. I asked my wife to tell me something to make me both happy and angry… My wife said that my c0ck was slightly bigger than my brother’s. Those father a...
And finally, to end on a good note, watch these dad jokes from Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg: Related Post:
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Jun 28, 2024 · Whether you’re sharing these best inappropriate dad jokes at a party or laughing at the best rude dad jokes with friends, they are sure to elicit laughs and perhaps a few groans. Just remember, the key to a good joke is timing and delivery.
Jun 20, 2022 · Entertainment. These 26 dad jokes are so bad they’re …still bad, actually – but very funny. Poke Staff. Updated June 20th, 2022. Share. 14. What do you call a one eyed dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus. What do you call a blind dinosaur? He-couldn't-osaurus. — Neil Gatenby (@wadoNeil) June 19, 2022. 15. Why do elephants have Big Ears?
Aug 25, 2022 · If you are looking for some laughs in 2022, check out these 23 dad jokes from the popular subReddit r/dadjokes. They are punny, witty and sometimes dark, but always entertaining.
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Jul 3, 2023 · Want to make your friends cringe? From good jokes to corny puns, the best dad jokes offer endless fun and a boatload of groans.
