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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations. [1]
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Learn about Steven Wright, a comedian who started telling jokes at 23 and has appeared on TV, films and albums. See his awards, credits and biography on his official website.