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  1. www.cracked.com › article_36196_67-of-the-best67 of the Best Steven Wright Jokes on His 67th Birthday

    • “I’m going to court next week. I’ve been selected for jury duty. It’s kind of an insane case. 6,000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant …I don’t think they did it.
    • “I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… Kept almost dying.” Advertisement.
    • “I was walking down the street, there was a sign stapled to a telephone pole that said: Reward, lost $50. If found, just keep it”
    • “So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the second hand diary that I bought… ‘I don't remember this.’ She said, “Let me ask you a question: If you could know how and when you were gonna die would you want to know?’

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  3. en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Steven_WrightSteven Wright - Wikipedia

    Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations. [1]

  4. www.youtube.com › watch“I’m Like A Receptionist For My Mind” - Steven Wright, After ...

    Jan 19, 2024 · Legendary comedian Steven Wright makes his first appearance on The Late Show, much to the delight of superfan Stephen Colbert. Watch as they talk about everything from Johnny Carson to Jesus,...

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  6. www.youtube.com › watchComedian Steven Wright Reveals Which of His Jokes Is His All ...

    Apr 12, 2023 · Comedian Steven Wright joins Rich Eisen in-studio where he reveals which of his thousands of classic jokes is his all-time favorite and how he developed his ...

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  7. www.nytimes.com › 2023/05/16 › artsSteven Wright, Master of the One-Liner, Tries His Hand at a ...

    May 16, 2023 · If there’s one living stand-up legend whose jokes are perfect for Twitter, it’s Steven Wright. Not only are they concise (“Lost a buttonhole”) but so meticulously absurd (“I like to reminisce...

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  9. www.youtube.com › watchSteven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners | Comedy - YouTube

    May 15, 2021 · Steven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners | Comedy Support the Channel https://www.buymeacoffee.com/LaughPl Steven Wright is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery...

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  10. www.latimes.com › entertainment-arts › booksComic Steven Wright explains why he wrote a novel, 'Harold ...

    May 16, 2023 · Steven Wright, king of laconic one-liners, wrote the delightfully loopy novel "Harold" because he wanted to break free of stand-up's "very narrow window of creativity."