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- Biz Markie "Just a Friend" (1989)
- The Notorious B.I.G. "Just Playing (Dreams)" (1993)
- Digital Underground "Humpty Dance" (1990)
- Ice Cube "Look Who's Burnin'" (1991)
- "Got so many chains, they call me Chaining Tatum" - Drake, "Pop Style"
- "I like my beats funky, I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy" - Digital Underground, "The Humpty Dance"
- "I got techniques drippin' out my buttcheeks, sleep on my stomach so I don't f*ck up my sheets" - Biggie Smalls, "Ready to Die"
- "I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red" - Tyler, The Creator, "Yonkers"
- Game, "Dreams"
- Kanye West, "Slow Jamz"
- Will Smith, "Parents Just Don't Understand"
- Tyga, "Temperature"
- Run DMC, "You Be Illin'"
- Big Tymers, "Still Fly"
- Jay-Z, "It's Hot"
- Ludacris, "Stand Up"
- Eminem, "Just Lose It"
- Insane Clown Posse, "Miracles"
"It's kinda hard to imagine, like Kanye West coming back from his fatal accident to beat-making and rapping." Game might not have the details of Kanye's 2002 car accidentexactly right.
"She got a light skin friend, look like Michael Jackson. Got a dark skin friend, look like Michael Jackson." Despite his general persona, Kanye isn't completely serious all the time.
"If you don't want to, I can live with that, but you gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks." Will Smith's reputation as a wholesome rappergot its start with songs like "Parents Just Don't Understan...
"Girl you're hot and cold. That makes you warm.." Tyga, that's not how temperatures work.
"Dinner: you ate it. There is none left. It was salty with butter, and it was def. You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood. But homes you did not read it was a can of dog food." In addition to eating ...
"Have you ever seen crocodile seats in the truck? Turn around, sit down, let 'em bite yo butt." Don't ever doubt the authenticity of Big Tymers' crocodile skin upholstery.
"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth." Hey, if it were the 1400s, nobody would be questioning Jay-Z's lyrics at all.
"Watch out for the medallion. My diamonds are reckless. It feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace." Ludacris excels at coming up with punchlines like this.
"Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chubby. I don't have any lines to go right here, so chuby Teletubby." Is Eminem an amazing rapper? Yes. But they can't all be "Stan."
"I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay. It tried to eat my cell phone. He ran away." Everybody thinks of the line about magnets when they think of this Insane Clown Posse song about miracles and science. It...
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Nov 28, 2023 · Here are 28 funny rap lyrics guaranteed to put a smile on your face and brighten your day. 28. “So I'm cruisin' in the car/with this bougie broad/She said, "Jiggaman, you rich, take the do-rag off"/Hit a U-turn: "Ma, I'm dropping you back off"/Front of the club: "Jigga, why you do that for?"/Thug n*gga 'til the end—tell a friend, b*tch/Won ...
- Got so many chains, they call me Chaining Tatum. Artist: Drake. Song: Pop Style. Released: 2016. No, Drake didn't accidentally misspell Channing Tatum. He used fun wordplay to explain just how many chains he has.
- When I was a Geisha, he was a Samurai; somehow, I understood him when he spoke Thai. Artist: Nicki Minaj. Song: Your Love. Released: 2010. The words Samurai and Thai rhyme well.
- I'm like a struggling doctor, no patience. Artist: Fort Minor feat. John Legend. Song: High Road. Released: 2005. This is one of the funniest hip-hop quotes.
- Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Read also. 33 best British rappers that should be on your radar. Artist: GZA. Song: 4th Chamber. Released: 1995. Ghostface Killah's questions are profound.
Aug 14, 2023 · The 25 Funniest Rappers of All Time. Including punchline aficionados Danny Brown and Nicki Minaj, roastmasters Cam’ron and Cardi B, surrealist oddballs Kool Keith and RXK Nephew, and many more...
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Apr 7, 2017 · Rap is a genre that has always been easier for its artists to make a funny song that not only sounds great, but will make you laugh. There was a very special algorithm that went into choosing...
