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- All Time Best Michael Scott Quotes. “That’s what she said.” Supercut of the Most Famous Michael Scott Quotes. The undisputable best Michael Scott quote of all time cannot be pinned to one scene.
- Best of Michael Scott’s Quotes from The Office. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
- Best Michael Scott Quotes to Burn Toby. "I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him. " Famous Michael Scott Quotes on Toby. When Michael fails to realize that Toby has come back from Costa Rica to work in the office again, he pleads to David Wallace for Toby’s removal.
- The Office Michael Scott Quotes List. "I am Beyoncé, always." Michael Scott Inspirational Quotes. After Michael finds that he is the mistress in a love triangle, Andy tries to convince Michael to do the right thing by referencing the movie Obsessed.
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1. “The worst thing about prison was the dementors.” 2. “I am Beyoncé, always.” 3. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” 4. “Well, well, well how the turntables.” 5. “You all took a life here today. You did. The life of the party.” 6. “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone...
66. “Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” 67. “The only time I set the bar low is for limbo. Always keep the bar raised no matter what.” 68. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” These “inspirational” Michael...
86. “Fun fact: I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I have a perfect ice breaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.” 87. “Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone’s ever done for these people and they freak-out. Well happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party’s so lame.” Michael Scott is big on parties, so it makes sense he takes his own birthda...
91. “Love is the water of life, drink deeply.” 92. “I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate… no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it… Nike.” 93. “Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.” 94. “If you break that girl’s heart, I will kill you. That’s just a figure of speech....
101. “This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.” 102 .”Guess who I am sitting here dressed as. I will give you a hint: His last name is Christ; He has the power of flight and can heal leopards.” 103. “St. Patrick’s Day is the closest thing the Irish have to Christmas.” 104. “The name is Bond… Santa Bond. I’ll have an eggnog, shaken not stirre...
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- "I Feel Like All My Kids Grew Up And Then They Married Each Other. It’s Every Parent’s Dream." "Finale" Season 9 Episode 23 Air Date. May 16, 2013. IMDb Rating.
- "That's What She Said." “Sexual Harassment” Related. The Office: Michael's 10 Cringiest Episodes. Michael was capable of being a good boss, but his persistent need to be funny put him in situations that made for some of the cringiest episodes.
- “The People That You Work With Are, When You Get Down To It, Your Very Best Friends.” “Michael’s Last Dundies” Season 7 Episode 20 Air Date. April 21, 2011. IMDb Rating.
- “Would I Rather Be Feared Or Loved? Easy. Both.” “The Fight” Season 2 Episode 6 Air Date. November 1, 2005. IMDb Rating. 7.9.
If you loved every episode of The Office, you’ll no doubt enjoy this collection of the best Michael Scott quotes, too! The Office is an iconic American mockumentary depicting the lives of the employees of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.
- On having an affair. “I’m Beyoncé, always.” When Michael’s then-lover Donna is revealed to actually have a husband, Michael is shown the error of his ways (staying complicit in the affair) by none other than Andy Bernard and a deep-cut reference from the Beyoncé film Obsessed.
- On his return to the paper business. “It’s Britney, bitch.” When Michael leaves Dunder Mifflin after a contentious relationship with the new VP, he forms a paper company of his own and basks in the freedom the only way you can: Quoting Britney Spears while Lady Gaga plays in your PT Cruiser.
- On being loved. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” Wise words, Michael. Wise words.
- On leadership. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” CFO David Wallace at one point explained to Michael that while every other Dunder Mifflin branch had been struggling, Scranton consistently reported great numbers.
Nov 5, 2021 · Turtle Quote brings you some of the most hilarious Michael Scott quotes, celebrating the iconic fictional character in the popular TV show The Office. Skip to content Home
Jun 21, 2022 · Relive the hilarious moments of The Office with these 65 quotes from the show's main characters, especially Michael Scott, played by Steve Carrell. From his witty remarks to his awkward situations, Michael Scott's humor will make you laugh and cringe at the same time.
