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Aug 18, 2018 · Wedding Night Report is a German film made by the director Hubert Frank in 1972. It is a variant of the more successful film series School Girl Report (see report film).
- "They're Just Tits, Rhodri"
- "He Launched Himself onto it..."
- "We Rolled Around in Money, Eating Pizza"
- "Chicken, Shots, Partayyy and Sleep!"
- "We Drunk-Opened All The Presents"
- "He Got A Bl*Wjob with Me Still in My Dress and Veil"
- "We Tidied The Bridal Suite"
- "He Vommed on Our 'Just Married' Banner"
- "Poo Had Leaked Out Her Nappy All Over The Bed"
- "One Track Mind"
One of our bridesmaids had too far too much red wine and took herself off to the bathroom of our honeymoon cottage (which was next door to our reception venue) and vomited everywhere. I left my other two bridesmaids to do a clean-up operation, which ended up as a drunken plan to all strip to their underwear - and less - and get her in the shower to...
I got married in May and I wore a huge ballgown dress. When I took it off, I left it in a heap on the floor and my husband thought the dress heap was a bean bag. He launched himself on it...to realise it wasn't a bean bag. Thankfully he had an alcohol shield on.
We stayed in a hotel and ordered pizza, but as it was 1am, I had to collect it from reception myself...in my wedding dress. I trotted back up to the room and sat on the floor in my tulle fishtail dress with the straps of my corset hanging around my chips and garlic sauce. My husband opened our cards; as people were so generous, we wanted to see all...
We fed each other chicken tenders at the penthouse afterparty. It was the perfect 3am after the wedding. ZERO sex! Just chicken, shots, partayyy and sleep!
We opened all the cards and presents while drunk at 4am and couldn't remember who gave us what the next day.
I pulled up a chair to the kitchen counter in the Airbnb we had rented for the whole family to party in afterwards and fell asleep on the kitchen side with a face full of toast crumbs. Why didn't I just go up to the lovely queen size bed?! Why did I go to trouble of dragging a chair up to the side? Was I waiting for toast and simply decided I'd don...
We got a bin bag and tidied the bridal suite so we didn't have to do it in the morning! Ate some pizza and wedding cake and then fell asleep.
My husband got so drunk, he fell asleep in the bath. I put a bucket beside him and pillow under his head. Next day I drove to the honeymoon cottage and he vommed out the window all down our 'Just Married' banner.
I had to practically drag him away from our venue once the reception finished to get to our hotel. Then we had to set up our baby's travel cot (she was almost six months old). Our hotel was roasting, roasting hot and it was located on the second floor and had really low windows which we couldn't open. It was a very small hotel so no ringing down to...
We had sex! My husband even wanted to leave the evening part of the wedding early. We had waited though so I can understand why! He didn't want to open any presents or anything once we got back to the bridal suite. One track mind!
- Be patient. Newlyweds, especially the groom, should be patient when it comes to celebrating the wedding night. He should approach his wife with the goal of making her feel at ease and confident.
- Interaction can go a long way. Begin your night by interacting with your new partner. Express your feelings for her, and thank her for becoming a part of your life.
- It isn’t just about s@x. Wondering what is it all about? Of course, physical intimacy is a major part of the first night. But it should not be viewed as a precondition for s@xual engagement, nor should it be undertaken with any fantasies in mind; rather, it should be used to make your partner feel at ease with you in terms of physical intimacy.
- Advance planning is crucial. Your first night is not any ordinary night. This is the night which you have been waiting for so long. This is the night that will play a crucial role in developing a solid connection between you two, especially when it’s an arranged marriage.
- Pati, Patni Aur Red Velvet Cake. Green Dot Cheesecake. This wedding night story is as sweet as a decadent dessert. Alankrita and Suhas had it all figured out.
- A Song of Light and Powercut. Knot Just Pictures. This story is one of the weirdest wedding night stories ever and the couple who agreed to tell us about it does not want to be named and we respect their solemn request.
- A Dark, Long Night. Cupcake Productions. This is one of those wedding night stories that might either scare you or make you laugh till you start crying.
2 days ago · 10) Ditch The Status Quo. Whether it’s a pre-wedding pub quiz and vitamin IV drips à la journalist Tish Weinstock, or using deadstock fabric for a Savannah Miller gown like model and slow ...
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Apr 21, 2021 · Your wedding planner or venue coordinator will likely help you draft a reception timeline—make sure you share it with all of your vendors (particularly your caterer and DJ or bandleader), and your VIPs (wedding party and close family members). Here's a suggested wedding reception order of events to help you get started:
